Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Hey I'll give you 5 bucks if you crap in your pants

Today I learned that my son will be the kid who is offering to pay his friends to do the most messed up things his twisted little mind can think of.
He offered me five dollars to crap myself. I asked where he was going to get the money since all that he has access to is change and he told me from the bank.
Honestly if I were a teller and a 3 year old came in asking me for $5 to give their mom to crap herself I might just give him the money from my own pocket.

I ordered a Cape Sundew plant the other day. They are a carnivorous plant that makes goo that sparkles in the sun. I am wondering if I need to find Twilight vampire names to name this thing. I have never read nor watched it but I mean this thing does sparkle in the sun.


  1. A carnivorous plant? I kinda want one.

  2. I've wanted one for years, I ended up finding it on ebay for $10 from some nursery that is pretty reputable.

  3. I think I have to watch Little Shop of Horrors the day I get it though.

  4. Hahahahaha! I like this kid's moxie... hopefully he will have his own blog one day...it might well be very entertaining...hahaha!